Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato
*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*
(Source: howimetmusic, via rectumrefreshers)
I swear to fucking god, do you guys even know what scopophobia is??
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE SCOPOPHOBIA!!
In college I PURPOSEFULLY failed my public speaking class BECAUSE I CANT STAND PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME! At work, I told my supervisors that I NEVER want to be nominated for an award in the…